- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Ross.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

you give like i give lomain

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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