Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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João Duarte reads this.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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