what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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