Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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