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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

guess what? bannanas

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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