what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Sex

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Anti Joke

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