What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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