What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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