- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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