- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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