What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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call me maybe.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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