- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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