How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Yes

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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