- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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