What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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