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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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