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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

knock,knock you suck

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Vagina Boob

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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