- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

John lazzaro likes dick

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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