- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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