Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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c-? men, C-men

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Vaginal secretions

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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