Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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