- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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