Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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