- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

So a bar walks into a man...

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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