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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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