A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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