- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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