Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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XD Jackass.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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