I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Once upon a time a was born

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

AIDS

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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