Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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