a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Yellow People !!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

men's rights activists

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Emily Walker.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...