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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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