- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

all these jokes are horrible now

Fine, ladies first.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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