What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

So a bar walks into a man...

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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