Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A man did not like this site

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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