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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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