- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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