- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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