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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Tilt your screen back

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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