Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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