What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Chlamydia

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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