- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy at a baseball game....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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