Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Men's rights

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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