- Anti Joke

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

roses are red poo is poo

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

knock,knock you suck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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