- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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