- Anti Joke

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah