- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

how much fish could a chicken

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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