What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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