- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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