your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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