- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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