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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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