- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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