- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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