- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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