- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Robin get in the batmobile!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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