- Anti Joke

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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