How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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12 in general

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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