why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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