What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Penis

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Penis

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Anti Joke

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