- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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