- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

poopy is poopy

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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