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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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your life

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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