Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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