- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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