- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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