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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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