- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

A whole 'nother.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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