- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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