- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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