- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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