- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Urban ghettos

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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