An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

All of these jokes are about white people

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

woman's rights

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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