Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

deez nuts

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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