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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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