- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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