- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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