Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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