- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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